1. Did you poop? Come here, let me smell your butt.
2. You'll eat it and you'll like it.
3. Wait, you really did poop on the floor? Why?
4. Caillou uses the potty. Don't you want to be like Caillou?
5. Hi, I was calling to get some more information on your special education pre-school program.
6. I can't change your diaper if you don't stop playing with your penis. I've heard it's fun, but really, you have a lifetime to do that. Please, I just need to get your diaper on.
7. If we watch that movie it won't be over until after 9pm!
8. Hi, I'd like to make a reservation for dinner...yes, 5:30 would be great.
9. If you use the potty, we'll get a dog. But you have to be potty trained. We can't be outnumbered by those that don't use the toilet. It's my rule.
10. Hey, I joined Facebook. You should totally friend me!